Dane Cook Blows Up 2005 marked the release of Cook's comedy album, Retaliation, and things just exploded for him! It became the top album on Billboard 's comedy album charts, and snagged the No. 4 slot on the Billboard 200! The album was a massive hit and Cook's career was off and running. May 20, 2014 - Explore Terri's board 'dane cook', followed by 112 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about Dane cook, Dane, Bones funny. Dane Cook was born on the 18th of March, 1972. Windows genuine advantage validation tool. He is best known for being a Comedian. In 2006 he transitioned to film, starring alongside Dax Shepard in Employee of the Month. Dane Cook's age is 48.
Dane Cook knows what everyone is thinking at the DMV, considers the consequences of teleportation and imagines the invention of giving someone the middle finger. Air Date: Jun 27, 2000. Jul 22, 2013 - the funny man played the Brick in December 2010. See more ideas about Dane cook, The funny, Man humor.
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A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older 'middle finger' with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.
Also prounounced 'Su-fi' (su-f-eye)
To create the superfinger hold both your ring and middle finger up as opposed to the old finger in which you hold only your middle finger up.
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says 'screw you dumb person.'
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In 'PISSED OFF MODE' it means:
'FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE.' This is a paraphrase.
Or, in 'FEEL THE LOVE' mode it mean:
'I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you.'
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older 'middle finger' with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.
Also prounounced 'Su-fi' (su-f-eye)
To create the superfinger hold both your ring and middle finger up as opposed to the old finger in which you hold only your middle finger up.
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says 'screw you dumb person.'
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In 'PISSED OFF MODE' it means:
'FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE.' This is a paraphrase.
Or, in 'FEEL THE LOVE' mode it mean:
'I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you.'
When I get cut off while driving, I give the ass a su-fi.
I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
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Dane Cook B&e Joke
'Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!'
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by KFlavin July 01, 2005
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A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older 'middle finger' with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.
Also prounounced 'Su-fi'
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says 'screw you dumb person.'
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In 'PISSED OFF MODE' it means:
'FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE.' This is a paraphrase.
Or, in 'FEEL THE LOVE' mode it mean:
'I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you.'
Also prounounced 'Su-fi'
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says 'screw you dumb person.'
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In 'PISSED OFF MODE' it means:
'FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE.' This is a paraphrase.
Or, in 'FEEL THE LOVE' mode it mean:
'I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you.'
I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.
Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
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The combination of you middle and ring figers used for sexual play.
An alternative to the shocker.
An alternative to the shocker.
Dane Cook B&e Script
'Hey, did you hearDean gave Agnes the superfinger last night?!'
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Abnormally amazing fingers. Typically those possessed by guitarists and / or bassists. Are stronger than normal fingers; also can tolerate being stabbed and / or burned without pain. Super fingers are more deft and flexible than normal fingers.
Dane Cook Tour 2017
Person 1: 'Are you aware of the pins in your finger tips?'
Person 2: 'Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers.'
Person 2: 'Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers.'
When I get cut off while driving, I give the ass a su-fi.
I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
Get a superfinger mug for your mama Nathalie.
Dane Cook B&e Joke
'Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!'
Get a fuck donald trump mug for your bunkmate Nathalie.
........../'¯/´¯/)
........./../¯.//
......../../../ /
......./../'..'/´¯¯`·¸
...../'/../../..../¨¯
....('(..´(.´...,~/'..')
............./../
.....'....... _.·´
.............(
..............
Also seesu-fi
........./../¯.//
......../../../ /
......./../'..'/´¯¯`·¸
...../'/../../..../¨¯
....('(..´(.´...,~/'..')
............./../
.....'....... _.·´
.............(
..............
Also seesu-fi
by KFlavin July 01, 2005
Get a super finger mug for your papa Vivek.
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older 'middle finger' with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.
Also prounounced 'Su-fi'
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says 'screw you dumb person.'
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In 'PISSED OFF MODE' it means:
'FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE.' This is a paraphrase.
Or, in 'FEEL THE LOVE' mode it mean:
'I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you.'
Also prounounced 'Su-fi'
Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says 'screw you dumb person.'
The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.
In 'PISSED OFF MODE' it means:
'FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE.' This is a paraphrase.
Or, in 'FEEL THE LOVE' mode it mean:
'I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you.'
I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.
Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi
Get a super finger mug for your Facebook friend Helena.
The combination of you middle and ring figers used for sexual play.
An alternative to the shocker.
An alternative to the shocker.
Dane Cook B&e Script
'Hey, did you hearDean gave Agnes the superfinger last night?!'
Get the superfinger neck gaiter and mug.
Abnormally amazing fingers. Typically those possessed by guitarists and / or bassists. Are stronger than normal fingers; also can tolerate being stabbed and / or burned without pain. Super fingers are more deft and flexible than normal fingers.
Dane Cook Tour 2017
Person 1: 'Are you aware of the pins in your finger tips?'
Person 2: 'Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers.'
Person 2: 'Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers.'
Get a Super Fingers mug for your guy Abdul.
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